Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

Well, obviously, I’m not a big guy. I’m not a Carl Weathers, par example. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Make love in your own hand, Mother! Hey, maybe you could

♪♪ It’s The Final Countdown ♪♪

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Let the great experiment begin! Gosh Mom… after all these years, God’s not going to take a